Quizzes and Quotes. Again.

11 June, 2003 || 00:08

Spammy quote of the moment (spoken by a man who sounds like he's on the verge of throwing up):

"I'd like you to, and please keep an open mind, find some dog s***, take it over to the Fox lot, and smear it on Vince Vaughan's car."

"Hank, have you lost your mind?!"

"Is that a yes?"

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Other spammy quote of the moment (in response to the ridiculous question "Can I be your special girlfriend?"):

"I don't want to hurt you. Ever. Oh, please. Love me."

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And now, quizzes from Lisa:

Tomboy

What's your sexual appeal?
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Yeah, I know, I'm a boy already. Get over it. I had taken this one before, and I got Nerdslut. Who knew?

100% Seme

How seme are you?
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I didn't quite know what "seme" meant until I took this quiz. If you don't know, you're probably better off not knowing. Be content with that. I wouldn't have posted this even, but it actually sounds fairly accurate.

Lady Macbeth

Which woman of Shakespeare are you?
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"Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me from crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!"

You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Cute Flirt

What Kind of FLIRT are you?
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You are highly annoying! Perhaps you ramble
or write awful poetry. You should try to stop
that.

No one loves you, not even your momma.

How Annoying Are You In Your Online Diary?
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What's sad about this is that it's probably true.