Irony of Ironies. Wait, does she even know what that means?

27 April, 2003 || 15:10

You have GOT to be kidding me! Read the title of this link and let the irony sink in for a minute. It gets better when you read the first paragraph.

http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=Q2YI4DBOHJMIGCRBAEKSFEY?type=peopleNews&storyID=2622709

Burning Question #1: WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THIS WOMAN KNOW ABOUT VALUES?! The only time she ever examined America's values in the past was to see how she could violate them. Seriously, the woman who made "Like a Virgin" is lecturing us on values? What a twit.

BQ#2: THE MATERIAL GIRL IS TELLING US WE FOCUS TOO MUCH ON GETTING RICH AND LOOKING GOOD?! Get serious. I am so awestruck at this one that I can't think of anything to say; coming from me, you know it must be bad.

It would be one thing for her to speak from experience and say this, having seen the hollowness in her life and made an effort to simplify, be real, and focus on the important things in life. But she hasn't. She's still the same old material girl, emphasis now on old. She's what, 45? That's not old, but it is a point at which she should be beginning to mature, and she hasn't, at least not in ways that show. Someone needs to beat her over the head with a big foam cluebat and ask her if she realizes just how ridiculous she sounds and tell her to GET A CLUE. That and a grip on reality.