Samurai Jack's Wednesday Lesson

13 February, 2003 || 09:44

Samurai Jack's Wednesday Lesson:

RAVERS ARE VIOLENT, CRACKED-OUT, DEMON-WORSHIPPING DRUGGIES. ALL OF THEM.

When I was in O'ahu this Christmas (my roommate's family there invited me to stay with them. They're so cool. More on them later), all I EVER heard was island music. For 12 days. With island music, a little goes a long way. So, there I was, in Ala Moana Center, walking around, doing the shopping thing, and then, I heard, to my great surprise and delight, MUSIC WITH A BACKBEAT! JOY! I made a beeline for it. Into an Abercrombie and Fitch.

To understand this, you must understand my extreme hatred of Abercrombie. Not only are they targeting idly rich white wusses with no purpose in life other than to live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse, but they use pornographic advertising (anything where I can see her nipples or his ass counts) and to cap it all off, they only use white models. So I really hate this store. And I went in to this accursed store, just to listen to a song. Techno's kinda addictive. Jack might be right.