Grain Alchohol-Induced Confessions

26 October, 2002 || 23:48

And so, this is the first drink I've eveer had in college. I',m leaving all the errors is so that i can tell how screwed up i am. but that's kinda dumb, as i usually go back and correct all the idiotic errors I make. Never mind that then. All the rest shall henceforth be corrected.

But yes, I have had a few little things to drink. The funny thing is that my friend who's actively trying to corrupt me wasn't the one who did this. It was someone else. And the only reason it happened is that I didn't have to drive.

My statement about drunkenness stands. I don't understand why anyone would do this. I mean, get drunk just to get drunk? I don't think so. I'm somewhere between a half and a quarter drunk right now, and the feeling is familiar. You know why? I feel the same way (EXACTLY the same) by going for a day or so without sleep. It's not really pleasant. Though I am a bit dizzy, I can still walk a straight line and touch my nose with my hand when my eyes are closed, and I'm not slurring my words any more than normal. It still sucks.

Boy is my alcohol tolerance low. I feel pretty weird right now, and all I've had is five or six Jell-o shots and about 9 oz of orange juice mixed with about a shot-and-a-half's worth of Everclear (190 proof. Ai-ya!) I don't hate the feeling, but it's not really for me. Or rather, it's really not for me.

By the way, if this seems disjointed, it's not really any more strange than my normal writing.

Oh, and as for inhibitions... My roommate was flipping channels, and right now he has Howard Stern on. It seems just as disgusting as when sober. No more, no less. So I suppose I'm not that plastered. Either way, I'm staying in my room for the rest of the night, thanks. [blowing kiss] Mwah! Goodnight everybody!